Archive for the ‘The Psychic Jester (A Skeptics Favorite)’ Category

A touch of humor to remind us all to watch out for those fraudulents! lol But they may not all be this obvious. Change Your Psychic If…

1.  You see your psychic using their crystal ball to bowl for the strike, but she keeps getting gutters.

2.  Every time she draws the Querent card, she pulls the devil and tells you to go to church.

3.  Her pendulum is tied to wisdom teeth, and there not yours.

4.  She tells you in your past life, you were her ex-husband.  You still owe her $10,000.00 in the divorce to settle your karma.

5.  The ghost she encounters in your reading is Slimer from the Ghostbusters.

6.  She tells you that your Spirit Guide is Betty White, but she is still alive.

7.  In attempts to identify your stalker, she tells you that it’s Freddy Kruger.

8.  She blesses the toilet with sage after you have used it, in order to release the negative energy.

9.  During a Reiki session, you take a peak to find that the “life force energy” really is unseen..You have a heating pad strapped to your back, and your Psychic is nowhere to be found.

10. During a palm reading, you ask her about your mounts (named after planets), and she takes out her telescope to have a closer look.

As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see your future, I see cosmic wealth….an estate home…a 2009 Lamborghini…lots of friends around you in celebration and adoration…and for only $19.95 you can hear much more. lol just kidding!

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